OK, it's that time of the month again. The PMS or should I say, the monthly 'Pompuan Melayu Samseng' has appeared.
That is when I could feel that my blood pressure tend to fluctuate faster than normal, my face tend to show more redness when I am mad, when I hit the panic button more than once in a day and my natural 'loud hailer' is turned on full blast!
No nonsense will be tolerated within this period of time. No fights will you win with me either. And this is also the time when the friendly Ely will turn into the monstrous and drama mama Ely.
Sometimes, even my husband feels the tension and dia pulak yang ada PMS! Nih yang tak boleh lawan tokey nih! Sepatut nyer Ely rules the scene for now, not him!
Besides craving for sweets and carbs, I feel the tiredness attacking me. Can't even think of what to blog about…now that's not good. Sometimes the migraine will attack me every other month, this month, the migraine seems to even be afraid to even land on me, that’s good news.
On the physical side of me. Lets try not to mention the water retention of at least 2lbs, plus the cravings of sweets and carbs, that will add another 1.5lbs. So far, the pants are still fitting nice and easy and looser. I have been dousing myself with water each time when I have the craving for diet soda. Even when I think of a piece of cheesecake, nice creamy, think awesome cheesecake…nope…where's the water? How about that soft flan? Aiyoh…the sugar, hmmmm…where's the water again???
Now that I am feeling and looking frumpy, this week better go by quick or I might just explode!
Funny how my co-workers can identify PMS looks. And what do they do? Make me feel worse and they're very good at it. Makes me kinda laugh too tho cos they're women and they know which buttons to push and which not to.
On a lighter note : Ely can still smile and be friendly, just don’t cucuk her with fire, she is more flammable than normal…ROAR!!!
That is when I could feel that my blood pressure tend to fluctuate faster than normal, my face tend to show more redness when I am mad, when I hit the panic button more than once in a day and my natural 'loud hailer' is turned on full blast!
No nonsense will be tolerated within this period of time. No fights will you win with me either. And this is also the time when the friendly Ely will turn into the monstrous and drama mama Ely.
Sometimes, even my husband feels the tension and dia pulak yang ada PMS! Nih yang tak boleh lawan tokey nih! Sepatut nyer Ely rules the scene for now, not him!
Besides craving for sweets and carbs, I feel the tiredness attacking me. Can't even think of what to blog about…now that's not good. Sometimes the migraine will attack me every other month, this month, the migraine seems to even be afraid to even land on me, that’s good news.
On the physical side of me. Lets try not to mention the water retention of at least 2lbs, plus the cravings of sweets and carbs, that will add another 1.5lbs. So far, the pants are still fitting nice and easy and looser. I have been dousing myself with water each time when I have the craving for diet soda. Even when I think of a piece of cheesecake, nice creamy, think awesome cheesecake…nope…where's the water? How about that soft flan? Aiyoh…the sugar, hmmmm…where's the water again???
Now that I am feeling and looking frumpy, this week better go by quick or I might just explode!
Funny how my co-workers can identify PMS looks. And what do they do? Make me feel worse and they're very good at it. Makes me kinda laugh too tho cos they're women and they know which buttons to push and which not to.
On a lighter note : Ely can still smile and be friendly, just don’t cucuk her with fire, she is more flammable than normal…ROAR!!!
17 comments:
i get absolutly grumpy and grouchy when:
1) i haven't had my coffee yet
2) i skipped a meal
3) i didn't get enough sleep
Does that count as PMS? hehe
ayu, find me next week, hehehe.
iJun, that sounds like
Pemuda
Manja
Syndrom jer!!!
yes ayu..lari! lari!!
this sounds scary ely..hope you recover soon. I'd say go for a tiny peice of the cheesecake..just a teeny weeny bit. it'll help! ;p
I wanted to clarify something that you said...I can NEVER win a fight with you, no matter what time of month it is!
i know david, isnt it hard having a wife?
anedra, betul tuh. but i rasa having more sweets lagi buat i naik darah :(
nefertiti, good idea! i'll look for a pair this weekend!
Cucuk you with fire, cucuk cucuk cucuk cucuk and RUNNNNNNNNN OOD RUN!
dont cucuk cucuk i said oody, nanti gue sumbu tau!
I like the clipart.. It's so cool!!It fits your theme.. ;)
suriyati, now my kepala pening how? nak take motrin then go to bed lah.
like the pic eh? thats how i look like now...jaga jaga!
I have an affectionate name for my PMS - Japanese flag. *hehehehe* My bf hates it whenever I say it. He thinks it's too graphic :D
Pemuda Manja Syndrome?? cis!!!!!!!!
Ijun, runaway while you can! Kak teh
hartini, u're right. thats too graphic hehehehe.
iJun, jgn marah ok, nanti jadi mcm bull kat posting i tuh jadi tak cun pulak.
kak teh, long time no chat. miss u!
My PMS last month, came and went without notice. Entah why... maybe the food choices and ummm exercise tak?? No mood swings... and cravings for sweets was very little. No cramps either. Bagus, eh? If every month like this kan bagus!!! :D
that comment by sid presley is awfully cute....
seh, bila saya nak blog abt PMS ni huh?
Ayo garang seh kerbau tu!
PMS ayo hate it! I get migraine and acne breakouts. Hellish.
PMS: It's a time to do our dzikir more actually....
hartini, then u're lucky this time. for me yes sometimes i dont get pms and its like smooth sailing, thats when my husband said this time i tak torture dia haha.
ayu, nak lari ke mana ayu! nanti kejap lagi kau cari aku jugak :)
tenah, PMS blog? do it when u're feeling it babeh!
nour, good thing, i dont get acne, kalau ader pun keciiiik jer. but in return the hormones stay in me and i get bullish!!!! yes zikir helps a lot.
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